Bin Laden is Dead!

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HiT GuRl

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Bin Laden is Dead!
« on: May 16, 2011, 08:10:58 PM »

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Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals  :P




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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 07:53:53 AM »
That was funny. Hit Gurl, you're my favorite poster!

Let's start a list of best Osama Bin Laden Jokes we've heard. Here's my offering:

The death of Osama bin Laden has apparently damaged our good relationship standing with al Qaeda. They released a communique saying that the United states is going to pay for Osama bin Laden's death.

How ungrateful.  I'm pretty sure we already did, even taking care of all services, pall bearers and funeral arrangements at sea.  ...a thank you would be in order.




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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 10:21:00 AM »



"He was living a half a mile from Pakistan's version of West Point in a town surrounded by retired ex-military officers. Let me put it in New York City terms. Bin Laden was on 21st and Seventh Avenue; they were on 21st and Ninth Avenue. If the Pakistani military academy were Domino's, they would have been delivered to bin Laden on foot." –Jon Stewart

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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 04:59:40 PM »

Hoo-Ra!

Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals  :P



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Dave

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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 08:48:00 AM »


Everybody had a Bin laden Joke. By the way, 'buried at sea' is a euphemism for 'dumping the clown in the ocean.' That’s what they actually did with him. They threw him out, like last week's garbage, right into the ocean. Now I won't feel so guilty about peeing in the water anymore when I go to the beach. Thanks Jimmy Kimmel


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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 11:50:51 PM »
"I think the next election just got a lot easier for President Obama 'cause his response to every question during the debates will be: 'Wait, I forget…Did you kill Osama Bin Laden? Or did I kill Osama Bin Laden. Oh no, it was me, wasn't it?'" –Craig Ferguson

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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 03:16:31 AM »

 Some Funny, some not so funny.

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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2014, 12:11:45 AM »
Good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list ? finally they get to move up in the rankings

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Re: Bin Laden is Dead!
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2014, 11:49:07 PM »

Bin Laden's last Facebook post was "brb, someone's at the door"